June 2013
14 posts
Sums Up My Life
That feeling you get when you eat too fast.
“What rhymes with hug me?”
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L.A. Story
Sammy Adams
Don’t care what the weather is like.
This is getting me through Monday.
App Store For Desktop/Laptops
I have been obsessed with it and been checking out all sorts of awesome shit all day.
How have I never thought of DLing some of these amazing things.
App store for your computer is where it’s at in comparison to the mobile app store.
I have a question for you as a guy. This guy I'm seeing is great in so many aspects.. but, the sex is terrible. I have no idea how to broach this topic with him because I don't think he sees the problem. Do I even tell him? Do you think the physical chemistry isn't there? help.
Just because the sex isn’t good doesn’t mean that the physical chemistry isn’t there. If you want to fuck him like crazy every time you see him, I think it’s safe to say the chemistry is still there. I would broach the subject with him. If this is something you can’t talk about then how can you expect to talk about serious subjects? Maybe bring up the convo like “is the sex good for you? I want to be better tonight than I was last night? What can I do?” Chances are he will ask you the same question and then you can tell him what issues you are having..without saying “by the way, you are terrible in bed”. Men’s egos are fragile when it comes to sex. Tread lightly.
Every Time I Get That Feeling
- Piper: Oh look. You're in the same exact position I left you in 15 minutes ago.
- Me: I am just reading some of the things you have said the past couple of months.
- Piper: I don't understand why you think that stuff is funny? It's all true.
- Me: Like this one: "*gasp* I need a tan and I need to stop eating. This, like, fills me with anxiety"
- Piper: J.Crew swimsuit catalog.
- Me: How could you possibly remember that? It was in January!
- Piper: Because I feel that way every time I see that issue.
I Don't Even Know What That Means
- Me: Lunch at 3? Come to our office.
- Piper: I was thinking like 1.
- Me: Ok. 1 works.
- (20 min later)
- Piper: im going to be late for 1 because i had to do my microdermabrasion on my face and then my pore cleanser but then i can start getting ready
- Me: ....ok?
- Piper: sorry, my skin needs some TLC
- Me: Ok. Just come whenever then.
May 2013
58 posts
Hell Yeah
Rev Theory
It’s Friday.
What else did you expect?
*commence face melting and partying*
Slow It Down
The-Dream
A little hump day tunes.
Just Saw Fast 6
Holy shit.
Fucking awesome.
Racing everyone we see on 91.
Fast 7. Let’s Go.
Gina Carano. Get in my pants.
Gal Gadot is a fellow Jew I can get behind.
Heyo. That’s all.
Duces.