I have one pillow on my bed.

That’s it.

Just for me.

No one else.

There is no sharing.

I started this rule circa ‘04/’05 in college.

Apparently this is also done by NPH on How I Met Your Mother.

There is a reason why NPH’s character was written to do that…cause it fucking works.

If you are really special I will take the second pillow out of the closet for you.