I am currently out with “hot Oklahoma teacher” and she asked me about this.
Mostly because I showed her my blog and it became a topic of discussion.
She asked:
What about if you are on date four and still doing drinks?
Well, thats easy.
Gun to my head….I’d say he’s just looking to get into your delicates.
You know, I have been trying to get this company to interview me for the past two weeks. Last week I thought I made some headway when I sent them an email about a phone call and they seemed to want to do it. I proposed a date where we can talk about the position and my qualifications. I got an email from the head of their HR department apologizing but the day I suggested wouldn’t work and that we should set something up for the following week. I responded with thanking them for the heads up and asked them if two days the following week would work; their choice. That was last Friday and the days I proposed were today and tomorrow. I have yet to hear back from them. Sure I can annoy the shit out of them through emails and phone calls but then I will come off desperate rather than enthusiastic. In the mean time the ball is in their court and I have another interview lined up for this week.
What I try and tell myself is that I have great qualifications, ambition and that I would be a great asset to any company that chooses to hire me. However, I want to work for a company that wants me to work for them. The same goes for dating. You want to date someone who wants to date you back and who sees you as a great fit for their life. The road to find a job and to find love is very similar. While disheartening at times you really can’t let it get to you because ultimately you have no control over who decides to date (or hire) you. Nowhere is it stated that you need to wait around for them to confirm. If they don’t confirm within 24 hours (IMO) and another opportunity arises take it. You can always reschedule right? After all it is BMO; you should be out there making things happen for yourself.
I had an honest conversation with a friend of mine, who I find very attractive.
She is short (maybe 5’4”).
Skinny.
Auburn hair.
Almost no ass and practically “no tits” as she puts it (she is a B cup I would guess).
She lamented about her breasts and didn’t think that guys enjoyed it when she walked about naked.
First of all, guys love naked women.
Tits or no tits.
Naked is naked and we want to see all of you without clothes (well mostly all of you) but we usually want you horizontal.
It is so cliche to say “if you are comfortable with yourself than go for it!” or some other stupid fucking thing like that.
People only say that kind of shit so as to not hurt your feelings.
What I told her was that she shouldn’t do it.
Seriously. Don’t come to me if you are looking for positive reinforcement.
The bottom line is that if you aren’t comfortable doing it then don’t fucking do it.
Ladies, don’t do something just cause your boyfriend wants you to.
Second, this is really a guy secret, but we prefer you not walk around ass naked.
We prefer you put on sexy underwear, like those boy-shorts with lace (not a thong, nothing is sexy about a thong IMO) and walk around topless (or one of our shirts/football jerseys) or in a bra.
Bare assing anything other than a bed is not what we want.
We like skin on skin.
We like to cuddle on the couch with tea and watch stupid TV with a blanket over us (in the winter).
We just don’t need your bare ass all over our apartment.
Chances are you don’t want us walking around full dong hanging out and our bare ass on your furniture either.
Ladies,
This is the date before the date.
This is where I look to see if there is even potential to sit down and have a conversation over a meal.
Whether it is even worth spending the money on a meal.
Even worth getting dressed up for a meal.
So don’t come into the bar strutting your shit like you locked it down.
No this is the fucking interview.
Let us clarify: this is not a date.
Is that the way to it is not paved with diamonds but with cheese.
It is genetic.
You have no fucking control over it.
Get over the fact that you are bald or are losing your hair.
Shave your head (go from a 3 to a 2 then to a 1. Get people used to you with short hair).
NEVER let that shit grow out, you will look like a complete douche.
Not because you are losing your hair but because you aren’t moving on/coping with the fact that it is happening.
There are so many more things that a woman who is worth it is looking for than just a thick head of hair.
Being in my late 20’s I have a lot of friends who are losing or have lost their hair and I give them all the same advice: focus on something else if you are that conscious about your appearance.
Tips on when picking up girls:
There is nothing worse than going out with your friends and you not being on your A game because of something so stupid as being bald. Yeah, it sucks we get it, but don’t let it ruin you.
Need motivation? Remember that Jason Statham is dating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Not every apartment building in NYC is a highrise.
Mine is all of 5 floors.
I shared an elevator with two beautiful, non ring wearing girls who live on the floor below me.
We shared some laughs.
Didn’t get names.
No numbers.
There are only 4 apartments on their floor and it’s easy to figure out which one they live in.
Labor day is coming.
Ladies, how would you feel about your neighbor showing up at your door and asking you to join in a BBQ over the weekend?
Football season is almost upon us.
Have you located your man’s football jersey yet?
If you haven’t I highly suggest you do.
Nothing says “why don’t we stay inside today” like your man waking up and seeing you walk around his room with his favorite team jersey on.
Seriously.
(mine is in the lower drawer of my dresser. FYI)
Always hold your drink in your left hand.
That way when you meet that bombshell from across the room and shake her hand (with your right hand idiot) your first touch wont be cold.
Also, she won’t think the perspiration of the bottle is you just being nervous.
#nowyouknow
Pretty much when you’re in a relationship you cannot have any new friends.
That is fucking bullshit.
If you want a new friend (especially one of the opposite sex) be prepared for a world of verbal hurt.
Batten down the hatches.
A storm is coming.
